The Dirty Laundry Audit
Ninety minutes with Adam inside your ads, your website, your tracking and your CRM. You leave with a one-page 90-day plan and a written price on every fix. $990, and it comes off your first invoice if we end up doing the work.
What gets aired.
Four places marketing money leaks. We go through all of them, in your accounts, with you watching.
Your ads
Where the budget actually goes, which campaigns earn it back, and which ones have been quietly donating to the platform.
Your website and pages
Where visitors arrive, where they bail, and what stands between a click and an enquiry.
Your tracking
What you can and cannot see. Most businesses cannot tell which dollar made the phone ring, and it is usually a wiring problem.
Your CRM and follow-up
What happens after someone puts a hand up. This is where most leads die, and where the cheapest wins hide.
The plan, on one page.
- A one-page 90-day plan, in plain English
- Your fixes ranked, with a number on each
- A written quote for anything we would do, at the prices already on this site
- The plan is yours to keep, hire us or not
Free if yes. A bargain if no.
Pay $990. If you hire us for anything within 30 days, the $990 comes off your first invoice, so the audit ends up costing you nothing.
If you never hire us, you spent $990 on a senior marketer finding your leaks and writing down the fixes. Take the plan to your own team, or to another agency, with our blessing.
Either way, you stop guessing.
Three ways in. Pick your depth.
The Pulsecheck
Six scored categories and an email report. The quickest honest look at where you stand.
Take the PulsecheckThe Discovery Call
A conversation about your business and whether we fit. No slide deck, no hard sell.
Book a call
The Dirty Laundry Audit
The full teardown with a written plan and priced fixes at the end. Credited to month one if you go ahead.
Book the auditThe Ones We Get Asked Most
Why would I pay $990 when the discovery call is free?
Fair question, and plenty of people should just take the free call. The call is 30 minutes of working out whether we fit. The audit is 90 minutes inside your actual accounts: your ads, your site, your tracking, your CRM. You leave with a written plan and a price on every fix, not an impression.
What do you need from me?
Read-only access to your ad accounts, your analytics and your CRM, plus 90 minutes of straight answers. We tell you exactly how to grant access safely before the session, and you can revoke it the moment we are done.
Is this a sales pitch in a trench coat?
We would love the work, no point pretending otherwise. The structure keeps it honest: the plan is yours to keep whether or not you hire us, every price we would quote you is already public on this site, and if you do go ahead within 30 days the $990 comes off your first invoice. A pitch that pays for itself if you say yes, and pays you in findings if you say no.
What if you find nothing wrong?
Then you get a short plan that says keep doing what you are doing, and which small bets we would try next. You are paying for what we see, not for what sells. Saying "it is working, do not touch it" is part of the job.
Who actually runs it?
Adam. Owner, 15+ years of sales and marketing, 1,200+ campaigns. Not a junior with a checklist.
Ready to air it out?
Send the form, pick the audit, and Adam comes back with times and the invoice. The session runs once it is paid, and the plan is yours forever.